I have it on good word from a friend of a cousin of an in-law that got it from her son that heard if from his UDA girlfriend from pakistan that GW is so much of a lightweight he pukes after only 3 cases of Bud, which was of course used to flush down the 2 fifths of Jeagermeister that he snorted to try to clean the white sand from the beach in Mexico out of his nose. Anybody that tries to snort a whole friggin beach is not fit to be CIC, so to speak. And you can read above that this is all on excellent authority. There ya go. Friggin wimps we gotta chose from for leaders these days. Dang.
bush is so much of a lightweight he only has only forced one girl to have an illegal backroom abortion in texas 1971 robin lowman. and she was old too 14.HEll ive sent atelast 3 brads by time i was that age unfit for commandant. zeig heil
Yes, definitely. During Arnold's speech at the RNC, he spoke about how he was proud to be a member of the party of Richard Nixon, and as we all know, Nixon was Gin-mad for the last 30-some-odd years of his life.
Never trust a man who doesn't imbibe the nectar of the Gods.
I lauged so hard at the pretzel bit that I shitted myself. Thanks a lot George. If I could trust you to clean the mess in my pants, perhaps I could trust you to clean up the mess in Afghanistan and Iraq, but NOOOOOO. . .
I heartily commend you conservative drunkards for finally figuring out what satire is! Many of us on the other side were thinking you'd lost your sense of humor.
Congrats, but too bad your hero really is the president.
Once I saw GW get so drunk he started prank calling Al Gore. At first it was kinda funny: "Hi Mr. President, this is Dubya... I'm calling you from FLORIDA, hahahahahaha..." but then when he started talking about getting Monica Lewinsky's number cause he "Had a JOB for her in the new administration" I just had to leave.
Absolutely, how else can you hope to be able to deal with the Russians? Don't underestimate Bush, his invasion of Afghanistan has secured the "national crop", just like his invasion of Iraq has secured the second biggest oil reserve in the world.
That was so Republican to call someone a liar and then sign it "annonymous" (LOL) Maybe you can get together with Dumbya to discuss further, It appears he'll have plenty of time starting in January 2005 (If he's not on vac (again) at the bin laden compound).
In this administration it would probably be easier to cope for all if the country were under the influence.
Great site and by the way, in answer to the question: Should the president be alcohol-tolerant? Well, shit. yes! If he isn't, how's he ever going to negotiate with the likes of "Pootie-poot"?
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The President of the United States of America should definitely have high tolerance, and he should be a party animal. The American people elected George W Bush knowing about his alleged DUI and all his alleged history of partying hard. Now it turns out it wasn't true! Outrageous.